Archer: What's the rush? The convention center won't even be open yet.
Faith: But all the people will be there. I want to see their costumes.
Archer: Are you sure attending another con is wise? Don't you remember what happened last time?
Faith: You mean meeting another villain cosplaying as a giant mouse, who rips off dealers in the exhibit hall, and creates an alternative version of me? The chances of all that happening a second time are incredibly low.
Archer: But it could happen.
Faith: Of course. Anything can happen at a con. We might get drafted onto a panel. We might meet R2-D2 or X-O Manowar. We might even catch a sneak peak of next year's Bloodshot movie starring Vin Diesel. So let's go. Let's see what happens! Let's be part of the entire wondrous, magical experience!
Archer: Baa-leep. Do-ba-beep-do?
Faith: No. I'm sure X-O Manowar would never hurt R2-D2.
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