"Once upon a time, there was a soldier called Bloodshot.
He had these really small machines in his body.
These teeny, tiny robots were called Nanites, and--
Oh, that's the Nanites in action.
See, they're healing him so he can fight on.
I'm sure it is painful, but that's what makes Bloodshot great.
He fights on despite the pain, and never gives up.
Now, let me see. Where was I?
Oh yes. One day, Bloodshot..."